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One summer there was an incident that still makes me laugh when I think of
it. It involved Edward and Edna (Morris) Grimes, who were family friends
and lived on the old Jermstad place just northeast of our place. This
happened on a summer evening in the early 1950s. Edward had just finished
supper and commented to Edna that he was going down to the hen house to
lock up the chickens for the night. That was a common practice to keep
varmints from getting in the hen house during the night and killing
chickens. He had just locked the door when he noticed a red fox
just a few feet away from him. When he saw the fox, it startled him, and
at the same time he thought it strange that the fox didn't seem to be
afraid. The fox moved toward him, Edward moved to the side of the hen
house, the fox followed. The fox came closer, and Edward ran. The fox ran
after him. Edward made a complete pass around the hen house with the fox
in hot pursuit. Things began to get a bit more serious as the fox
continued chasing him around the hen house. Edward also noticed he was
also losing more and more ground. "Get the gun, Edna!" he screamed. Edna
was washing supper dishes and didn't hear his first cry for help. After
two or three laps around the hen house, Edward knew full well that he
would soon lose the race so he made a mad dash for the house. "Edna! Open
the door! Get the gun!" By now Edna saw what was happening and ran to get
the gun. The closer Edward got to the back screened-in porch, the closer
the fox got to him. With his little friend hot on his heels, he made it
through the door and quickly slammed it behind him. He finally made it
onto the back porch, but there was a slight problem...the fox made it
through the door too. The race continued around a table on the porch.
Edward was fast losing his breath and the race. Edna watched from the
kitchen, and when the time was just right, she yelled for Edward to come
into the house as she strategically opened and closed the door for Edward.
The fox was now trapped on the back screen porch. After Edward sat down
and rested a few minutes and calmed down a bit they wondered what to do
with the fox. They finally decided they would have to shoot it on the
porch. They slowly cracked the kitchen door...stuck the gun barrel out and
finished off the fox.
An hour or so after all the excitement, Edna and Edward came over to our
house and excitedly told us what they had just been through. Edward was
still very much shaken as he told us his story. I can assure you of one
thing...it was no laughing matter when Edward was describing the action.
They sought Grandpa's advice as to what to do with the fox. Grandpa
assured them that there must surely be something wrong with the fox,
because normally a red fox will not come near a man unless it is sick.
Grandpa suggested they send the head of the fox off to be tested, which
they did. After several weeks they got a report that the fox was not
rabid. If it wasn't rabid, it really had a strong affection for Edward.
Weeks later, when Edward would share his story with someone, we still
thought the story was rather funny, but Edward viewed it from a more
serious point of view.
JMW/November 1982 |